Tuesday, February 15, 2005
COSMOPOLI TOM 2/15/2005
LAST MINUTE EYE FOR THE ROMANTIC GUY
With hours left on Valentine's Day, you never know, she might just
enjoy a subscription to Maxim magazine.
So she can get wardrobe ideas ... or "unwardrobe" ideas. "Does this
bra make my breasts look fat?" They never ask that.
And if you buy her lingerie from the dollar store ... take the tags
and logos off. Go ahead, spluge and spend the extra penny and get the
higher quality goods tahn can be found at a 99 cent store. Where else
outside the home state do they sell the official Green Bay Packers
teddies and matching garters.
Dollar stores are like K-mart ... but organized : blank 60 minute
casettes, bathrobes and monkey wrenches in the same aisle? No
problem.
GENIUS LOVES COMPANY
It's odd knowing a lot of stuff, people ask me odd questions like ...
How do I pass a drug test if the last time I did pot was January 26th?
(Gee, lemme type that into Google while you wait.) Where can I score
methemphetamines? (Dunno, dont need to). How would you type the lyrics
to the "Andy Griffith Show" theme song? (Well, it does have lyrics
about fishing and not just Ron Howard whistling). These are all actual
questions I've gotten in the last 3 days.
Actually the question "Was where can I get meth; Do you have any; and
do you know people who like to do meth, drink and have multi day sex
binges?"
That answer would be ... California. But thank you for moving to South
Dakota. Or another possible answer from the Beatles' "Magical Mystery
Tour" album: "Your Mother
PHRASES YOU DON'T EVER WANT TO HEAR YOUR MOTHER SAY
"What does the word "zeitgeist" mean? It's in this article I'm reading
on Tantric Sex."
Thought #1: Please let that be the only question you have about the
article.
Thought #2: Please let it be an article about Sting.
At 71, I'm pretty sure she's not reading Cosmo, so probably "Ladies'
Home Journal" or "Bad Housekeeping." Hopefully not "The Oprah
Magazine" either.
LAST MINUTE EYE FOR THE ROMANTIC GUY
With hours left on Valentine's Day, you never know, she might just
enjoy a subscription to Maxim magazine.
So she can get wardrobe ideas ... or "unwardrobe" ideas. "Does this
bra make my breasts look fat?" They never ask that.
And if you buy her lingerie from the dollar store ... take the tags
and logos off. Go ahead, spluge and spend the extra penny and get the
higher quality goods tahn can be found at a 99 cent store. Where else
outside the home state do they sell the official Green Bay Packers
teddies and matching garters.
Dollar stores are like K-mart ... but organized : blank 60 minute
casettes, bathrobes and monkey wrenches in the same aisle? No
problem.
GENIUS LOVES COMPANY
It's odd knowing a lot of stuff, people ask me odd questions like ...
How do I pass a drug test if the last time I did pot was January 26th?
(Gee, lemme type that into Google while you wait.) Where can I score
methemphetamines? (Dunno, dont need to). How would you type the lyrics
to the "Andy Griffith Show" theme song? (Well, it does have lyrics
about fishing and not just Ron Howard whistling). These are all actual
questions I've gotten in the last 3 days.
Actually the question "Was where can I get meth; Do you have any; and
do you know people who like to do meth, drink and have multi day sex
binges?"
That answer would be ... California. But thank you for moving to South
Dakota. Or another possible answer from the Beatles' "Magical Mystery
Tour" album: "Your Mother
PHRASES YOU DON'T EVER WANT TO HEAR YOUR MOTHER SAY
"What does the word "zeitgeist" mean? It's in this article I'm reading
on Tantric Sex."
Thought #1: Please let that be the only question you have about the
article.
Thought #2: Please let it be an article about Sting.
At 71, I'm pretty sure she's not reading Cosmo, so probably "Ladies'
Home Journal" or "Bad Housekeeping." Hopefully not "The Oprah
Magazine" either.
Monday, February 14, 2005
How does someone with no credibility get access and secret documents from the white house? Easily it would appear.
Sources have intimated possible relationships with members of the White House staff.
RAW STORY has been told that the White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan visited a gay bar in Austin, Texas, on March 19, 1995. The date was placed exactly as a local memorial service was held on the same day.
The source, who would only comment on condition of anonymity, reserved comment on whether McClellan was actually gay, but said he was frequently seen at gay clubs. Another source also confirmed this account.
It would seem that like anti-gay Armstrong Williams, alleged gay sexual harrasser, that if they're picking people with odd backgrounds, they're likely choosing because it makes them expendable, knowing that if they have to be sacrificed, it makes Gannon and Williams seem like lone gunmen working to harm the administration rather than working directly for the administration.
Sources have intimated possible relationships with members of the White House staff.
RAW STORY has been told that the White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan visited a gay bar in Austin, Texas, on March 19, 1995. The date was placed exactly as a local memorial service was held on the same day.
The source, who would only comment on condition of anonymity, reserved comment on whether McClellan was actually gay, but said he was frequently seen at gay clubs. Another source also confirmed this account.
It would seem that like anti-gay Armstrong Williams, alleged gay sexual harrasser, that if they're picking people with odd backgrounds, they're likely choosing because it makes them expendable, knowing that if they have to be sacrificed, it makes Gannon and Williams seem like lone gunmen working to harm the administration rather than working directly for the administration.
It's always fun when people don't get the joke. Now, I'm not one for explaining sarcasm. You either get it or you don't. But, my writing is usually so over the top I think that it should be obvious when there's a joke in there somewhere...
I've been asking some of the local bloggers and moralists if they've taken government funds ala Armstrong Williams, Maggie Gallagher, McManus, etc. Frequently, they demand to know who's asking the question. I then ask if the answer changes depending on who wants to know.
My motives, asked The Biblical Discernment Ministries?
Honesty in government. The hope that for those who speak on moral issues have credibility.
Not because they've had premarital sex, done drugs, promoted pornography, paid for abortions, given testimony to congress or written on issues they've been paid to promote and been forgiven by God, but because they have not given into these temptations in the first place.
I have more respect for people who've been pure of mind word and deed than those who've been found out, and only seem to have apologized because they got caught. Particularly those who claim God's forgiveness only for themselves while at the same time condemning others for "worse sins."
You've gotta love the response from James Beardsley and/or site editor Rick Miesel : "Understood. Like you we are not big on hypocrisy here as you may find if you read through our site rather exposing it. Thank you for being forthcoming."
Of course this means James Beardsley himself shouldn't be moralizing about the evils of gay marriage having admitting to "a variety of malicious mischief, vandalism, chasing girls, smoking, alcohol, and yes drugs, fortunately nothing beyond marijuana ... all this while I was 13 and 14 years old!" and might even remand the resignation of SD Family Policy Council's Robert Regier who paid for half of his girlfriend's abortion. Of course, this would prevent them from making profits, and not prophets. Of course, it's only "character assasination" when they're the targets. and not prophets.
I've been asking some of the local bloggers and moralists if they've taken government funds ala Armstrong Williams, Maggie Gallagher, McManus, etc. Frequently, they demand to know who's asking the question. I then ask if the answer changes depending on who wants to know.
My motives, asked The Biblical Discernment Ministries?
Honesty in government. The hope that for those who speak on moral issues have credibility.
Not because they've had premarital sex, done drugs, promoted pornography, paid for abortions, given testimony to congress or written on issues they've been paid to promote and been forgiven by God, but because they have not given into these temptations in the first place.
I have more respect for people who've been pure of mind word and deed than those who've been found out, and only seem to have apologized because they got caught. Particularly those who claim God's forgiveness only for themselves while at the same time condemning others for "worse sins."
You've gotta love the response from James Beardsley and/or site editor Rick Miesel : "Understood. Like you we are not big on hypocrisy here as you may find if you read through our site rather exposing it. Thank you for being forthcoming."
Of course this means James Beardsley himself shouldn't be moralizing about the evils of gay marriage having admitting to "a variety of malicious mischief, vandalism, chasing girls, smoking, alcohol, and yes drugs, fortunately nothing beyond marijuana ... all this while I was 13 and 14 years old!" and might even remand the resignation of SD Family Policy Council's Robert Regier who paid for half of his girlfriend's abortion. Of course, this would prevent them from making profits, and not prophets. Of course, it's only "character assasination" when they're the targets. and not prophets.
