Arbitrarily Tom

A rose by any other name...

The meaning of me (from http://www.zodiacal.com/acro.mv (borrowed from Dan Sardo)

Truth in black, falsities (or at least stuff I don't recognize) in red.

Thomas:
You are an overly sensitive person, often falling into a savior-martyr role. You are very skeptical and have more than your share of bad luck. You work hard to achieve material success through your own efforts. You have a great deal of loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength. You are always involved with projects and things to do. You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life. You try to be prudent. You have good business acumen.

Allen :
You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life. You have a diplomatic flair to your nature. Equality and fairness are important to you. You must learn the lessons of self-worth; learn to love yourself before you can love others. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind.

Heald:
You work hard to achieve material success through your own efforts. You need to learn to be expressive. You are a person who cannot tolerate being misunderstood. You have a need to be up front. You must learn the lessons of self-worth; learn to love yourself before you can love others. You have a discriminating nature coupled with perseverance and family pride.

The good news, for now, is that my partial hearing loss may just be a buildup of black wax around the second bend of my auditory canal. This has happened before. So, since the ear doctor couldnt continue removing wax without risking pressing it further and causing more damage pulling it out by "hand" (loop on the end of a light) it's either melting it with water, or suction by someone from a family practice. The last time, however, the cleaning via a water flushing resulted in a nasty case of "swimmer's ear" (Go figure.)

Still, it's better than being told i need a hearing aid (at least, for now.)

I've figured it out... The President wants to invade homosexuality because they've mistaken water based lubricant for oil.

So ... Ryan Seacrest's show says Eminem would be willing to buy Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch for $50 million. I suggest he do it. The question is whether the price includes utilities ...

According to an ambush VH1 Presidential pop culture quiz, it seems General Clark loves chocolate covered gummy bears. I've tried them (a brand called "Muddy Bears") and unfortunately, they taste exactly like chocolate covered gummy bears.

FOCUS GROUP/SURVEY QUESTION DU JOUR: (WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?)

Q20 Which of the following do you want to be available on demand, whenever you need it? (Check all that apply)
* Convenience store
* Restaurant/fast food/groceries
* Online banking/atm
* Sex
* Communication (email, instant message, text message, cell phone, blackberries)
* Pharmacy/drugstore
* Copy centers
* Music (MTV, Internet, radio, CD players)
* Home retailers
* Your favorite TV shows

Richard Levin, President of Yale University, one of the men specifically picked by the President, on the independent commission investigating claims of Weapons of Mass Destruction has previously served on commissions to fix the Postal Service and Major League Baseball. And you know how well those problems have been solved.

Hmmmm... not as good as the recently revived Breakupgirl.net, but a start. The Anti-Valentine's Day Guide: Ways to Say the Hell with Love

They're kidding, right?

Hmmmm... NBC has announced the President is going on Meet the Press Sunday. Gotta wonder what the biggest lie of his is that he's concerned enough about to skip church? Claims he deserted during his military career to work on a political campaign? The whole Weapons of Mass Destruction? Activist Judges claiming gays can love, honor, and/or cherish one another?

Re Titillate-Gate: I think we need a Constitutional amendment banning all TV stations from showing footage of *anyone* named Jackson. Be they Janet, Michael, Jermaine, Marlin, Jackie, Tito, Joe Jackson, American Idol's Randy Jackson, Jesse Jackson, Jackson Browne, "Action Jackson," Samuel L. Jackson, Stonewall Jackson and commercials from Jackson Hewitt.

"Coverage" on Janet Jackson's breasts on "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" was just followed by a commercial for Sure antiperspirant.

"Raise your hand. Raise your hand ... if you're Sure."

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