Arbitrarily Tom

SD's homeland Security director John Berheim says that the state terror level on mass transportation systems really won't affect us since we've yet to build our monorail (Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail! What'd I say? Monorail!), though Senator Thune has gotten $43,000 in funds to start building the subway in Murdo.